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Once Upon a Time, there was a total HUGE South Park fan named Miles. Much like everyone else, he likes the newer episodes, but he don't mind watching old episodes. He don't mind watching the Daily Show ether, though He don't think He want to play any after the experience he had...5754367_147240803192_South_Park_14.png

It started on a nice summer afternoon, He was playing Ride until He noticed, out of his peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in his mailbox as usual and left. He paused his game to go see what He got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a Disc Box that had the Boys, Timmy, Les Claypool with Bikini Bible Chan. It Said "Nice Girls Nice Cats" and a note inside. He took it inside.

He looked at the note first and realized it was from his dear friend, whom he hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. He know that because he recognized Kyle's handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

This is what he wrote...

"Miles,

I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, she’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, she'll come after you too, she's too fast for me....

Please Miles, destroy this god-forsaken disc before she comes after you too, it's too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy her, but do it quick otherwise she'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what she wants, just destroy it.

Please...

Kyle"

Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS Miles best friend who haven't been seen him in 2 weeks.

ANY way, He looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "SOUTHPARK.EXE", and it was much unlike Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop. When he saw "SOUTHPARK" on the writing of the CD, He Was Excited but Scared.

He went up to the Computer, turned it on and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up He noticed that it was the Unaired Pilot. But the animation looked very rough like it wasn't finished yet, also the audio was pitched down two octaves and was very distorted. So, after the intro, of course, it cut to black for 10 seconds. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select from Super Mario Kart popped up, and He was said "What's this doing in the Game?", anyway, then He notice something off, the background was the dark red, and there were only five characters. The music souned more 8-bit.

What freaked him out more was the character select, it showed only Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and to his surprise, Timmy!

The other three screens was static & the characters were staring at the screen.

They were all Naked & with their eyes Gouged out with dull grey skin.

That's when He realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game.

Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, He was actually Surprised & Ejected the CD and a Cute Japanese girl voice said on the computer: "Nani o, ima akachan o do suru tsumoridesu?" "Anata wa watashi no akachantoissho ni iku sa rete imasu!!!" He Yelled: NEVER!!! He took his hammer and smashed the Disc. The Voice screamed in agony: NOOOOOOO!!! He put the remains in the toilet. The Voice yelled: "Sore wa mada akachan no uede wa arimasen!" and disappeared.

Miles was delighted since He had destroyed the CD. Suddenly, He heard a voice right behind me, like a whisper...

"Watashi no tame ni akachan o kono kyomibukai o tamotsu yo ni shite kudasai."

He turned around to see where the voice came from, and what he saw made him scream...

Sitting on his bed staring right at him was a Large Bikini Bible Chan Plushie Winking with a Cross in her eye.


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